We Got The Chocolates
Maelezo ya Kituo
We Got The Chocolates
Arrive by accident, stay for a laugh. From dad jokes (some a bit rogue) to games and the moments that made us chuckle this week, we tackle whatever comes our way—with great vigour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vipindi vya Hivi Karibuni
324 vipindi
304. Smutterly Beautiful
This week:
– Are there bad times for beers?
– Gode's brief and confusing foray into bodybuilding
– Smut Reading Contest: Who's go...
303. Pontificate
This week:
– Presidential Quote or Comedian?
– English listeners' Ashes predictions
– Best nicknames we've been sent
– Mickus’...
302. Job Your Love
This week:
– Underrated jokes that surely deserved more love
– Cricket season updates
– Wedding bangers playlist
– A weird gam...
301. Beer Hypotheticals
Rump Records, Cold Ones & Career Advice
This week:
🍑 Rump Record Attempt – One listener took the challenge on.
🍻 Beer Hypothetica...
300. Lions B2B & Chocs Triple
This week:
🎙️ Must or Dust – “Not everyone needs a podcast" we're hearing.
🦁 Brisbane Lions Recap – Leigh went to the Grand Final and l...
299. Lleyton H-UE Boom
This week:
🔊 Namestorming a UE Boom
🏟️ Should Leigh go to the AFL Grand Final?
⛳ Friend of the Show
🐺 What’s the Time, Mr W...
298. Open Eyed Kissing
This week:
🏘️ "That Guy" from Your Town – Every hometown has one… and we heard about yours.
💋 Open-Eyed Technique – Leigh reflects on hi...
297. Washing Uranus
Team Songs, Name Crimes & Shower Shocks
This week:
🏆 Gode still waiting for that Team Song – Leigh got the chocolates in the WGTC Cup.
296. No Hands Firehose
Hygiene Fails, Sporting Feats & Multilingual Mischief
This week:
🚿 Leigh’s Hygiene Disaster – One of the most uncomfortable public moment...
295. Peaks & Troughs
Extra Curriculars, Angry Gode & Sheep-Related Mishaps
This week:
📚 Skin’s After Hours Activity – He’s found a direct line.
👀 Gode...
294. Proposing with No Ring
Wedding Cakes, Engagement Mistakes & Selection Aches
This week:
💍 Engagement Details Drop – Rochelle reveals how the proposal actually we...
293. Gode's Grab Bag
Inside Jokes & Retirement Quotes
From the best inside jokes that only you and your mates would understand to prepping for Leigh’s hypothetical...
292. I'm Integrated Cheese
Hand dryers, Gamesmanship, and a detour award!
This week:
🚻 The Great Hand Dryer Debate – Some of these suck (and blow air).
🏉 P...
291. Secret Engagement
💍 Engagement. Lawn mowers. Wizardry.
Leigh proposed... a new segment idea. In this episode we also find out robot lawn mowers are a thing. Lear...
290. Feed The Gyatt
Coldplay and Words we Might not Say!
The whole Coldplay thing had everyone ducking for cover... well certainly two people. There's some magical...
289. Pronouns: Pub/ Bar
Birthday Tricks, School Flicks & Collingwood... Fans
We are warming up for the first ever Chocs Chin Wag, there are some concerns about Leigh &...
288. Pennis the Menace
The Thinker’s Comedy Podcast (For Smart People Like You)
We’re back with a slightly more intellectual brand of comedy this week… in fact couldn'...
287. Gamay I have a Beer? feat. Jana
Late Night Yard Work, First Alcoholic Beverages and a Hole in One Ceremony
This week we're joined by Jana, who brings farm life knowledge and a...
286. Orca-ward Turtle
Orcas in Hats, Weird Dreams & an Origin Win for the Ages
This week:
💤 Skin’s Dream Diary – His daughter is producing monologues.
🏉...
285. Keith
Office Visit Chaos, Trailblazing & Explaining Cricket (Poorly)
This week:
🧍♂️ What even is a Keith? – We try to define why it’s accident...
284. Michael Dublè in the Rrrrrs
Footy Selections, Coffee Confessions & Spelling Madness
This week:
🏉 State of Origin selection – Fairly self absorbed version.
☕ C...
283. Emphasis on the Bang
Rude Towns, Tradie Nicknames & The Silent Auction Game
This week:
📍 Funniest Town Names – Cockermouth, Muff, and more map-based mischief....
282. Taste the Rainbow
Exes, Nepo Babies & the Origin of Everything
This week:
🏷️ Describe Your Ex as a Brand – Skin has chosen the best.
💘 Perfect Partne...
281. Grab the Nape
Mind Reading, Forbidden Letters & Smut
This week:
💘 Perfect Partners – Can Gode, Skin, and Mickus read their wives’ minds?
📊 Skin’...
280. What's the Crack?
Annie Dasec to get my head around this butt crack stuff!
This week:
📅 Live show date confirmed! – Lock it in and start warming up your v...
279. "Replay? I Wrote That"
Namestorms, Full Kits & Hole-in-One Highlights!
This week:
👢 Namestorming a work boot – Sponsored segment which is a huge result for ever...
278. Bring Two Pairs of Trousers
Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio!
This week:
⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the chall...
277. We Aren't The Best At Wrapping Up.... Conversations
Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics
This week:
🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is...
276. Honey, Daddy is Talking
Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist
This week:
🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of t...
275. Can Smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday
Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns!
This week:
🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy.
That Happened at a Wedding??
This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub st...
274. Rob Thomas to pay Paul
The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land...
273. Unsolicited DPIC
The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations!
This week...
272. Fast Cars, Big Stars & Financial Scars
Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game!
This week:
💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than...
271. Cylone Rangers
Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game!
This week:
🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this......
270. Metal Detector on the Ankles
Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding!
This week:
🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle a...
269. Less is more (that’s what she didn’t say)
Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers!
This week:
🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house?
268. Segue to Events
A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy!
This week:
🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what i...
267. Bone Structure
Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week:
🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both.
💘 Pick-up lines that...
266. Two Truths, No Lie
Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week:
Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy...