The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposal...
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face.
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Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a...
Ep. 265 - Giant Santa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine.
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Bonus EP - Not that Adolf
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commi...
Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials.
Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration po...
Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that woul...
Bonus EP - We're all shook up
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.
Ep. 262 - Turkey and Dreams
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning.
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Bonus EP - I was meant to Cook
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick le...
Ep. 261 - Alienation of Affection
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics....
Bonus EP - In the name of STEM
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise...
Ep. 260 - Scam Responsibly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites.
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After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspo...
Ep. 259 - You Don't Mess with the Zohran
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election results!
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how th...
Bonus EP - Back Breath
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about scientist discovering we can breathe through our backside, mosquitos arriving in Iceland and a...
Ep. 258 - New Orleans Forever
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about gambling rings, the return of Verzuz, and the hate from the internet connection.
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Bonus EP - Bear on the old Block
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how many gummies are too many gummies and wild bears visisting their friends.
Ep. 257 - Headliners
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Monica & Brandy's tour, the obligations of a headliner, and they debate over how many songs you need...
Bonus EP - Cats Roll Deep
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about thongs that come with pubes, the longest name ever and what it's like to live on an island wit...
Ep. 256 - Fuel for the Low
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of MTV, ugly Nike dress shoes, and how to steal 10,000 gallons of fuel.
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Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LED lights confusing the birds, getting arrested for borrowing a motorized cart from Publix, a...
Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about completing 5 years of podding, buying $500k in stolen sneakers, and how the most talented paintings...
Bonus EP - Street Squirrels
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a mom winning a Mortal Kombat tournament a week after giving birth, 3-D printed bones and squi...
Ep. 254 - Mayor Mixxy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mayor Eric Adams dropping out of the New York City mayoral race, his overall messiness, and AI actor...
Bonus EP - What Did I Eat
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tony Hawk's 900 skateboard being sold, and Trump vs Tylenol.
Ep. 253 - For Jimmy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Trump's pop up statue at The National Mall, and the end of the rat Czar....
Bonus EP - Lime Fyre
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Limewire buying Fyre Festival, lost hats at Yellowstone, and the end of Publishers Clearing Ho...
Ep. 252 - Smooth Skipping
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a man getting beat up by a bear, a teenage snail doing teen things, and a rock skipping scandal.
Bonus EP - The Real Zuckerberg
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg, legless doctor going to jail for fraud, and Shalewa's u...
Ep. 251 - Sesame for the Streets
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Lil Jon placing in a bodybuilding contest, a man who identified as a dog during an arrest and Sesame...
Bonus EP - Can't Breathe Without You
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being stuck in space without oxygen, and getting fired because of AI then getting rehired to f...
Ep. 250 - No Edgar for Me
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about companies that need to be evil to grow, the death of a legend's wife, and the wrong haircut for Gast...
Bonus EP - Johnny 5 is the Father
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about leggins being out with gen-z, and robots having babies for us.
PATREON LAUNCH!For all t...
Ep. 249 - Bad Neighbor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tarrifs, Swift/Kelce engagement, and cheap billionaire gifts.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Mainland Shrimp
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about early days of driving, and a major shrimp recall.
PATREON LAUNCH!For all...
Ep. 248 - More Brooklyn
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's vocal chords, Shalewa's favorite article headlines, and the slowest search for a phone - ev...
Bonus EP - Dog Bone
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting into youthful hobbies in your midlife, influencers using charity as a cover, and a sma...