Therapy Gecko
Maelezo ya Kituo
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times...
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“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a...
“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my f...
GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries wi...
“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unh...
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery mone...
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.
Time to have a p...
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the...
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the...
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 suga...
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful home...
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat...
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to mor...
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning...
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his f...
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.
After...
“I’M AN ESCORT”
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and...
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty...
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.
Do not feed the wildlife. I am...
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail...
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”
A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psycholog...
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy th...
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet...
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to fin...
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”
We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men...
“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”
A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail.
I am the captain now....
“I HAVE A FART FETISH”
A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail. <...
“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”
A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails.
The Blue Ma...
GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL
Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling...
“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”
A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape thei...
“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”
A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final calle...
“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”
A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for...
“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”
A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one...
"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"
A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years.
It’s perfectly fine to...
GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”
I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things....
“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”
A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller...
chatting with aldn as geckos
In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more...
“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay.
It is time to...
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doin...
is it better to be a human or a lizard?
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv
I went to a gecko zoo in Br...
“I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS”
In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first da...