The 100 Word Stories Podcast
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The 100 Word Stories Podcast
Just say "Alexa, play the 100 Word Stories Podcast."
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Weekly challenge #1018 – PICK TWO It burns!, Fare, Value-added, Horse glue, Evolution
Richard
Lisa
Tura
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
Making tigers disappear
Siegfried and Roy were stage musicians who used lasers, glitter, and white suits to amaze millions of fans who came to watch them on their Las Vegas s...
Not worth a dime
President Roosevelt's face is on the dime because of The March of Dimes.
Roosevelt had Polio, and The March of Dimes raised money for research...
Bob the butcher
Bob the Butcher was the best butcher around.
He had the best meats, the best knives, the cleanest store, the most generous scales, and the bigg...
The man with the wild hair
The manager took the waitress aside.
See the guy at table seven?
The one with the wild hair.
He's rich. He's famous.
He's...
Birth person
Angry leftists want people to stop using the term "Mother" and instead use the term "Birth Person."
They think the term "Mother" is sexist and...
Grandpoisoner
My grandfather ran a chain of drycleaning stores.
Buttons would fall off of the clothes, and we'd get boxes of shiny buttons of so many colors...
Weekly Challenge #1017 -A melted chocolate bar
Richard
Lisa
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
T...
Pixies
A few decades ago, some dude took out an insurance policy on his two kids.
Then he spiked some Pixie Stix with cyanide.
He gave it to hi...
99
My grandmother lived to ninety-nine.
Her husband, a drycleaner sued into bankruptcy by workers poisoned by carbon tetrachloride, left her broke...
No angel he was
They say he was getting his life back together. A new, fresh start.
You know, just like they said after the last eight times he'd been released...
Such a bird she is
Achmed fell in love with the figure in the window.
All he could see was the burqua, the Islamic robe that covers women from head to toe and rev...
Faves
I don't get worked up over favorites on Flickr.
Some folks don't have a Flickr account.
Others are in locations that won't allow smut on...
The sportsman
My grandfather was a sportsman.
All he wanted was a son to share his love of sports with.
Golf. Bowling. Pool.
But he had two dau...
Weekly Challenge #1016 – Listed
Richard
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
The next topic is A me...
Cinco no mayo
Most secret sauces include mayo.
Most special sauces include mayo.
I'm allergic to eggs, so I'm allergic to mayo.
I used to love...
I hate the Hallmark Channel
Just as fast food commercials lure you into eating food that causes diabetes, heart disease, and strokes, the Hallmark Channel movies lure you into fe...
The tambourine player
Billy played bass.
Roger played the drums.
John was lead guitar. And he wrote all the songs.
Mark did keyboards and vocals.
...
Like a bad neighbor
When I see some famous athlete or celebrity in an insurance company's commercial, I hope that they suffer some grievous injury or loss.
A seaso...
Give a shit about
I don't give a shit what you are, what color your skin color is, what gets you off (as long as it's not kids), what you pray to, and where you are.
Grimbles
Grimbles Academy boasts an excellent teaching reputation, graduation rate, and college placement test score averages.
This is due to the massiv...
Weekly Challenge #1015 – Five stars
Richard
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
The next topic...
The shitty cook asshole
I hated Brussels Sprouts.
I also hated any boiled vegetable.
Raw, I liked. Put a salad in front of me any day.
But boiled vegetab...
Faith healer
Ah, faith healers. Claiming to do God's will.
The thing I've never understood about faith healers is when they grow old and end up in the hospi...
Think about eating
I'm on a diet due to a few health issues.
High blood pressure, high blood sugar.
That kind of thing.
So I need to be careful abou...
A poet
I know a poet.
She's been writing poetry for years.
In her personal notebooks and diaries.
Reading them at a coffeeshop.
H...
Covid alphabet
I know when the COVID-19 pandemic will be over.
It's when they run out of Greek letters.
So many damn letters!
"I have Omicron."<...
Uvalde
The Uvalde shooter was a monster.
He killed cats and threatened women, and all sorts of other sick things.
His mother didn't report him,...
Weekly Challenge #1014 – PICK TWO Street life, Pox, Behind, That old classic…, Standard lamp
Richard
Lisa
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
The next...
Prisoner exchange
The prisoner exchange took place on the bridge.
Soldiers and snipers and floodlights everywhere.
Two men shook hands in the middle of th...
Book of life
Deep, in the deepest cave, there lies The Book Of Life.
If you are written in The Book Of Life, you will live.
If you are removed from T...
Leroy the racist
Leroy Brown called every white person a racist.
When he wasn't screaming it at white people, he was shouting it at the television.
Neigh...
The clone law
The Clone Law states that no clone may be activated as long as the source is alive.
When Roger 7 woke up Roger 8, it meant death to one or the...
Meeting conflict
I'm on a lot of teams, and I have a lot of meetings.
They're usually pretty good about scheduling them so they don't conflict, but sometimes, i...
Kooky cookie
Governments are passing laws about data collection consent.
And browsers are making it easier to block all cookies and data collection.
...
Weekly Challenge #1013 – Random words
Richard
Lisa
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
T...
Greta
Oh, Greta.
You little Nazi.
Hitler Youth wet dream, blonde and blue-eyed.
Chiseled features, the Nordic ideal.
Danish? Dut...
George the pollster
George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.
His captain asked him how the crew felt, and George conducted a poll.
"Your appro...
Weekly Challenge #1012 – Half-missing
Richard
Lizzie
Tom
Serendipidy
Norval Joe
Planet Z
The next topic is Rand...
George’s fault
George was a pirate, but he wasn't a very good pirate.
He caused a lot of accidents, and the entire crew hated him.
So, why didn't they...